January 3, 2020January 5, 2020 The Jeffrey Epstein Award for Worst Album of the Decade Continue reading →
December 20, 2019December 20, 2019 The Jussie Smollet Award for Song Most Likely to Commit a Hate Crime Against Itself of 2019 Continue reading →
November 7, 2019November 16, 2019 Celebrate This Chance to be Alive and Breathing (3/3) Continue reading →
August 23, 2019August 26, 2019 A Career in T(r)o(o)l(ling): A Brief History of (1/3) Continue reading →
August 19, 2019August 21, 2019 Special Announcement: The Most Surprising News You’ll Hear in the History of Mankind… It’s Tool Time Continue reading →
December 25, 2018March 28, 2019 The Rivers Cuomo Award for Worst Song of 2018, Non-Weezer Division Continue reading →
December 24, 2018December 24, 2018 The Pat O’Brien Award for Song of 2018 Most Likely to Attack You in Your Home Whilst His Burns Down Continue reading →
April 20, 2018April 20, 2018 An Excerpt from “The Joyful Guide to Lachrymology” by Ronald P. Vincent (1/3) Continue reading →
